Five For Friday

Ahhhh. all the Iannello Girls (including Lill) are asleep for their afternoon nap, and now I'm in the process of having some "me" time. I like the way that rolls of my tongue.

Me.

ME! ME! ME!

Trust me, when you're outnumbered in your household by 4 to 1, you too will become a little obssessive. If I had those kind of odds on Tatslotto, I'd be playing two dozen tickets right now, and planning to build that Batcave underneath the shed!!!

Anyway, it's time for the Five for Friday:

Q: Ever since I've been pregnant, I haven't been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?

A: Depends on what you're doing with them.


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: How does one sanitize nipples?

A: Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the labour room while my wife is in labour?

A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you!



ODD SPOT: Ants don’t sleep.

P.S: Hey, neither do we, at the moment!