The Punisher

Emma shed her first tear yesterday. This is unusual because while babies will cry, they generally shed no tears because the tear ducts haven't opened yet. And somehow, I am not surprised. It proves an evolutionary theory I've been cultivating about my girls. When any of them (Lill included!) want something, they know how to turn on the waterworks to get it! Obviously, Emma's inherited the ability to start crying early, and I'm sure will learn from the others how "wet crying" will get better results! Not that I think there's a conspiracy theory, oh no, I wouldn't think that! Nope, you won't catch me spouting that stuff again, no no. I remember what happened the last time. Just because they re-programmed me to be more "docile", but little do they know that it didn't take [insert evil laugh here]. But I am back! And I will triumph over...oh blast, I gave myself away. Oh oh! Here come the girls. Look, let's talk this over! What are you doing with that...

We apologise for another interruption. This time Mim will go through an "extreme makeover", to make sure he is more "aimable" in his blogs. Signed, the Iannello Girls.

ODD SPOT: A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

P.S: So do I, after this last treatment!!!