Five For Friday

Okay, new segment each Friday for the blog. After my bold statement about parenting in the last blog, I've decided to challenge myself with five quick questions posed to me which test my knowledge on parenting. So here we go, the Five For Friday:

Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

A: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?

A: Have sex once a year.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?

A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: My brother tells me that since my wife has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true?

A: The odds are greater that your brother will have a fat lip.

Q: My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?

A: Your therapist.