Five For Friday

Oooops, almost forgot (These will be the last ones, though!):

Q: Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy

A: Your bladder.

Q: Under what circumstances should a baby not be circumcised?

A: When it's a girl, for starters.

Q: Does labour cause hemorrhoids?

A: Labour causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?

A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans
to breastfeed.

Q: Nannies aren't cheap are they?

A: No, and they aren’t easy, either!