Hair

Gave all 3 girls a bath last night...Emma's hair, of course, was its usual write-off! The twins hair...it takes forever to dry, even with the hair dryer on full turbo!!! And Lill has this stuff I have to put in their hair so it doesn't tangle, and when you blow wave their hair...listen to me, I should start up my own salon!

I can tell this is the start of what happens when you have 4 women in the house. I knew I should've done something about it long ago. Eat more oysters, wear bigger and daggier boxer shorts, I don't know! Now...it's too late! It can only get worse! I know I'll lose my study, my library, they'll take over both bathrooms and I'll be regulated to the garden hose out the back, and they'll gang up on me....like now! Oh no! It's that re-programming thingie again, isn't it! Stay away from me! Don't put that thing....

We apologise for yet another inturruption. Please bear with us while we re-program Mim with more aggressive methods. Not necessarily because they're better, just because they're more fun!!!
signed, The Iannello Girls.

ODD SPOT: The average woman uses up approximately her height in lipstick every five years.

P.S: Emma licked me last night, but I don't have time to telll this one, as I'm too busy being re-programmed....again!