Twilight Zone

When I said Emma had her Mum's guile and cunning, I thought I was being funny....little did I realise how prophetic I was really being!

Last night when I was changing her nappy, I did all the right things: left the nappy underneath her bum, waited until she had done any wees or poos, and even waited some time after I wiped her bum with a wet one in case the wet and coolness made her want to do more. And then, for the 2 seconds between removing the old nappy and placing a clean one underneath....BOOM! She let me have it! With both barrels!! And the determined look on her face, I swear she planned the whole thing! The execution was too perfect to be "coincedence"!! You may think I'm being paranoid , now surrounded by 4 girls, feeling outnumbered. But I tell you, there's a conspiracy! They're out to rule me but I will not be silenced! I will now reveal all! They......

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Regards, The Iannello Girls.

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