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Well, I've officially declared Emma's hair a "NO STYLE ZONE"! Honestly, I give up! We wash it, we comb it, we brush it, we blow wave it, we put product in it, we even lick it down in place...the only thing we haven't used is the straightening irons on it! Actually, I just saw a set in the bathroom. Mmmmmm....

Sarah is such a sneaky cunning thing! I bought the twins toy mobile phones, just like their daddy's, but theirs is pink. Anyway, Lill labels one "Jessica" with a sticky label, because even though both phones are supposedly the same, the girls still fight over the same one - Jessica's! So what does Sarah do? When she gets the chance, she grabs Jessica's phone, and peels off the label! When Jessica looks for her phone, she finds both phones have no labels, and yells, "Sarah took my name!" and when you query Sarah, her usual reply is either, "Emma did it!" or "I was joking, daddy!" Does she even know what joking means at the tender age of 3?

ODD SPOT: The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife...so they can split the chores.

P.S: Another wife!? Are they serious!!?? I think a laptop is a better investment...