Top 10 For Friday

Hopefully we'll have a quiet weekend, but I won't hold my breath...!

No Five for Friday anymore, but how about...

TOP 10 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ME SAY TO MY GIRLS....

10. Can I go shopping with you guys!? PLEASE!!??
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude. ...I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY!
6. If you're going to go clubbin, do it right! I don't want to see you back here until at least after sunrise!!!
5. Your Mother and I are going to Rye for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Of course you can use my computer to talk to your sleazy chatroom buddies!
3. You want a nipple ring AND a tattoo? Okay then, I'll take you to Northlands myself!
2. Why do you want to get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

And The Number One Thing You'll Never Hear Me Say...

1. Of course I want socks for Father's Day!

ODD SPOT: 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

P.S: Heh heh heh......