Revenge Is Sweet...

Ah, Emma strikes again! The war on terror is escalating! Last night Lill put a fresh Huggie on Emma after a deluge of wee and poo and then whoosh, she filled that clean nappy again before you can say here’s tonight’s weather forecast! And then, when Lill put another Huggie on her, she did it again!!! Man, where does this kid store it all! She’s going through nappies faster than Scooby Doo goes through Scooby snacks!

Emma is also becoming more aware. She looks at us more directly, and is trying to make more sounds other than crying for food. She’ll even watch T.V! Already her favourite shows are 24 and Alias! Now, if I can just get her hooked on Bugs Bunny…

ODD SPOT: People say "bless you" when you sneeze, because when you sneeze your heart stops for a millisecond.