First Day Back At Work

Well, you would think that now I'm back at work I would miss out on blogging because Emma's not around because she's at home and I'm at work! Hah, you poor deluded fools, how little you know my power to ramble!!! So let me un-inform you of how my day has progressed so far. Do you know what it's like to go to the toilet by yourselves? Not to be disturbed or asked questions? Do you know what it's like to eat your lunch without somebody else's hands in it? And do you know what it's like to be in front of the computer and not have a twin in your lap or a baby in your arms?

And yet despite all this I miss them. I wonder how Lill's coping? Perhaps I should go home a little early tonight...

ODD SPOT: In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.