Singing

Kids can come out with the oddest gems. Take today. We were all in the car on our way to my parents' house for dinner. I've got one of my CDs playing, and Jessica, not having MY genes for singing, starts to what I can only describe is "screech", in an attempt to sing in time with the music. Sarah says in the midst of Jessica's wailing, "Jessica is sad". And Jessica replies without missing a beat, "I'm not sad, I'm singing!!!"

From the mouths of babes or what!!??

ODD SPOT: A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony > and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

P.S: Where do I find these odd spots...!!!