Teething

Emma may be teething. She's plunging her fist into her mouth and gumming those little fingers with gusto, and will cry and grizzle until we've rubbed a little Bonjela into her gums. Ah, Bonjela! This stuff is a modern marvel! It was so good to have around when the twins were teething, too! This and baby panadol are all that stood between us and oblivion!!! And to think, at one time it was perfectly acceptable to rub scotch on a baby's gums to soothe them! I can imagine some of these kids having cirrhosis of the liver by age five...!!!

ODD SPOT: A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.

P.S: Hey, nothing like having a concrete momento of the whole stupid event...!!!