Big Brother next door?

Baby monitors are a great invention, however they only come with 2 channels, A and B. And a couple of our neighbours also have just had babies too (something in the Preston water supply perhaps??), and also seem to have baby monitors too! I know this because when I hooked up our baby monitor and switched it on I was hearing someone else’s baby being coo-ed and ah-ed…amongst other things! What were they saying, you may ask? Well, let’s just say that there are members of their family that they are not happy with, and have described them in detail which would make even a Cardinal blush! I’ve yet to guess which neighbour it is, and I’m not about to go door-knocking to find out, either! But I will discreetly switch to the other channel when I hear them again. Trust me, I hate reality shows as it is, without having to tune in to a real live one happening a door or two away!